I'm unique, just like you.
Hey, I'm your new favourite garment. Unfortunately not everybody gets along with me very well because I make unique sounds. I'm (just like you) something very special as I am made out of a very special manufactured and polyester product. Through this I'm achieving my special and unique look. While you are wearing me I will continuously suit you more and more. If you want to clean me on the outside, just use a wet towel, or make myself a nice, not too hot, warm handwash.
As PVC is a non-elastic material, once it has been stretched it will not go back to its original finish and shape. Wearing comfort can occur and the behaviour and special character of the PVC might change. It even might get some wrinkles! This makes the product unique and can not be seen as a cause of complaint.