Utility Vest
Ever been jealous of women who can fit their whole world into one purse?
We’ve got the ultimate fix, our brand-new Utility Vest, built to carry… well, utilities!
Whether it’s for real “man stuff” like a hammer, screwdriver, or your trusty drill (because of course you have one), or for the essentials of another kind: poppers, condoms, lube, wallet, phone, and disposable gloves - this vest has got you covered. ;)
Available in two adjustable sizes XS/M and L/XXL — for a comfortable, customizable fit.
Each vest comes with six interchangeable Velcro back patches, so you can switch up your look anytime:
POLIZEI / ALPHA / PUPPY / OFFICER / MASTER / SLAVE / SLUT
Want a smaller front patch?
👉 Find them here!
Crafted from durable nylon Cordura and breathable polyester mesh, with elastic straps and grippy chest panels to keep everything secure and comfortable.
⚠️ Note: In some countries (like Germany), it’s illegal to wear ‘POLIZEI’ in public. Please check local laws before showing off that patch.
Size chart
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Shipping
EUROPE - EU COUNTRY
€5,99
All orders are shipped with FedEx International Connect Plus (delivery usually takes 2 to 4 days).
EUROPE - NON-EU COUNTRY
€9,99
All orders are shipped with FedEx International Priority Shipping and does not include VAT & Customs
DEUTSCHLAND
5,99€
Zustellung nach Hause durch FedEx (zugestellt durch Hermes) oder DHL Lieferung an deine vorausgewählte Packstation.
Optionaler Expressversand
DHL Express: 24,99€ (Hauslieferung & Paketshop)
FedEx Priority: 9,95€ (nur Hauslieferung)
(Wird noch am selben Tag versandt, wenn die Bestellung vor 12 Uhr aufgegeben wird. Bei Bestellungen nach 12 Uhr erfolgt der Versand am nächsten Werktag. Dies gilt nicht während Aktions- oder Sale-Zeiträumen.).
NEDERLAND & BELGIË
€5,99
Je kunt kiezen tussen thuislevering, of bij een PostNL afhaalpunt.
RÉPUBLIQUE FRANÇAISE
5,99 €
Livraison à domicile par FedEx ou livraison par DHL à votre Point de Service préférentiel.
UNITED KINGDOM
£5,99
All orders are shipped with FedEx International Priority Express Shipping (next business day delivery) and include VAT & Customs fees!
UNITED STATES
$14,99
All orders are shipped with FedEx Priority Express Shipping (next business day delivery) and does not include VAT & Customs fees.
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Effective August 29, 2025, the de minimis exemption for all international shipments to the U.S. will be suspended. As a result, duties and taxes will now apply to all commercial imports, including those valued at $800 or less. Latest updates in our FAQ.
REST OF THE WORLD
€19,99
All orders are shipped with FedEx International Priority Express Shipping and does not include VAT & Customs fees.
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